kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

(via letsrunawaywithunicorns)

  • Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
  • Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via letsrunawaywithunicorns)